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Old 04-28-2009, 10:12 AM   #1
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Palm Coast - A Palm Coast couple was arrested Tuesday after a CD showing pictures of a 40-year-old woman having sex with dogs that she adopted from the humane society was turned over to authorities, deputies said.

David Maldonado, 42, and his wife, Carla Maldonado, 40, were arrested on charges of lewd and lascivious battery and contributing to the delinquency of a minor in connection with an incident that occurred four years ago.

Flagler County sheriff's investigators said the Flagler County Humane Society, where Carla Maldonado had worked, turned over the compact disc in November. The humane society terminated her employment upon receipt of the CD.

Investigators have stated that the disc also contained 16 photographs of Carla Maldonado engaged in sexual activity with a 15-year-old female who was an acquaintance with the family. David Maldonado photographed the sex acts, according to investigators.

Both Carla and David Maldonado were charged with providing the victim alcohol and encouraging the participation in the sex acts. Sheriff's investigators said the victim is now 19 years old.

"This case is still under investigation and additional charges may be filed," Flagler County Sheriff Donald W. Fleming said.

Investigators have seized two computers from the couple's Palm Coast home.

The duo was being held in the Flagler County Inmate Facility Wednesday morning. His bond was set at $15,000 and her bond was set at $10,000.

Anyone who thinks they may have been victimized by this couple is urged to contact the Flagler County Sheriff's Office.
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:14 AM   #2
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I feel victimized looking at her picture

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Old 04-28-2009, 10:17 AM   #5
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Anyone who thinks they may have been victimized by this couple is urged to contact the Flagler County Sheriff's Office.
I've been victimized by looking at her photo, what's the phone number?

EDIT: Dammit Tommy!

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Old 04-28-2009, 10:22 AM   #6
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Why'd they post a picture of the dog?
Why ...uh who.....who leaves a CD lying around the office? Was it part of a pot luck Christmas thing? Was it like a sexual harassment training video where they show you what not to do?

(Man walks into dog cage with a bottle of wine and a jar of peanut butter while texting someone on his phone)
Narrator: This is Phil.
(Video switches to a school bus stopping in front of the animal shelter. A young girl appears texting on her phone)
Narrator: Using the knowledge you have learned in this course, identify all actions that would be innapropriate.
(girl walks into dog cage with man as dogs start barking. Man pops the lid off the peanut butter and and the wine bottle...girl smiles. 320lb woman in mid 40's appears in a fairy costume...lowered from ceiling)
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:26 AM   #7
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I've been victimized by looking at her photo, what's the phone number?

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Old 04-28-2009, 10:27 AM   #8
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Why'd they post a picture of the dog?
Why ...uh who.....who leaves a CD lying around the office? Was it part of a pot luck Christmas thing? Was it like a sexual harassment training video where they show you what not to do?

(Man walks into dog cage with a bottle of wine and a jar of peanut butter while texting someone on his phone)
Narrator: This is Phil.
(Video switches to a school bus stopping in front of the animal shelter. A young girl appears texting on her phone)
Narrator: Using the knowledge you have learned in this course, identify all actions that would be innapropriate.
(girl walks into dog cage with man as dogs start barking. Man pops the lid off the peanut butter and and the wine bottle...girl smiles. 320lb woman in mid 40's appears in a fairy costume...lowered from ceiling)
ACK! EWWWW. Thanks for the horrific mental image. Blech...
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:00 AM   #9
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I'd hit it.
Me loves me some jowls.


Why'd they post a picture of the dog?
Why ...uh who.....who leaves a CD lying around the office? Was it part of a pot luck Christmas thing? Was it like a sexual harassment training video where they show you what not to do?

(Man walks into dog cage with a bottle of wine and a jar of peanut butter while texting someone on his phone)
Narrator: This is Phil.
(Video switches to a school bus stopping in front of the animal shelter. A young girl appears texting on her phone)
Narrator: Using the knowledge you have learned in this course, identify all actions that would be innapropriate.
(girl walks into dog cage with man as dogs start barking. Man pops the lid off the peanut butter and and the wine bottle...girl smiles. 320lb woman in mid 40's appears in a fairy costume...lowered from ceiling)
shit dude, you're definitely on a roll today
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:21 AM   #10
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That's a woman? She's a beast so I don't think she should be charged with beastiality since she did fuck her own kind.....
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