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Old 11-23-2008, 11:59 AM   #11
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My cat once stole my whole, freshly cooked, about to be eaten, steak. I set my plate on the coffee table, walked the 5 steps back to the kitchen (small apartment at the time) to get my drink, turned back around and the steak was missing. Cat had dragged it off the plate, onto the carpet and was chewing away at it. The combination of "cat mouth" and carpet fuzz killed my appetite.
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Old 11-23-2008, 12:21 PM   #12
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Our boxer counter surfs for things like loaves of bread, food, anything edible.

He's an asshole
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Old 11-23-2008, 01:23 PM   #13
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This thread cracks me up.


Cuttle - I don't want to be around when that meat turns into "bad air".
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Old 11-23-2008, 02:34 PM   #14
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after eating all those types of food, you are probably very much aware of that part
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