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Old 11-23-2009, 01:56 PM   #21
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Some of you may have seen this, but just in case I wanted to share with those that haven't. (And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
This is so true.
I give the back of my hand, and she gives me mo money.

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Old 11-23-2009, 05:46 PM   #22
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Give a woman a life of support, love, fidelity and all her wants and needs met and she'll give you a life of stress, neuroses, never being good enough, and abstinence. I'm never getting married again.
Why do you stay married? We need to see a picture of Ulu.
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:42 PM   #23
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I don't believe in divorce. We're working on our relationship, as we have been the last few years. I love my wife very much, and I plan on staying with her just as I plan on staying in the military until retirement. It doesn't mean military life doesn't suck or that I like it all the time, but sticking it out is better than dealing with the alternative. So also are my feelings about marriage. It's difficult, irritating and not fun a lot of the time, but the alternative would be the same thing just in different ways.

As for pictures, come to the rally and I'll show you some, I generally don't post pictures of myself or my family online, although I make an exception for the rally thread, those pictures are fun.
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