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Old 03-29-2010, 10:47 AM   #1
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SO I come home for work this morining and karen wants to have a chat, I figure what did I do this time

Well after her preggo friend was over on sturday shes now uber motivated to make mini mes. I told her well were not married yet, and shes like oh I am working on that too

So I told her I guess that means I cant buy the binelli I showed her on here


Marko if you see a large animal hiding in your yard that may be me
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Old 03-29-2010, 10:50 AM   #2
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LMAO...My Girl wants Kidds Something FIERCE...And our wedding is on May14th...EEEK!!
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Old 03-29-2010, 10:52 AM   #3
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SO I come home for work this morining and karen wants to have a chat, I figure what did I do this time

Well after her preggo friend was over on sturday shes now uber motivated to make mini mes. I told her well were not married yet, and shes like oh I am working on that too

So I told her I guess that means I cant buy the binelli I showed her on here


Marko if you see a large animal hiding in your yard that may be me
Damn brother. Yard is fine. Don't be trying to break in teh house....you'll likely be shot. Knock first.
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Old 03-29-2010, 10:53 AM   #4
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Tell her one bike one baby! LOL!
Really tell her not to get caught up in someone elses preggo moment, make sure it is right for her and you cause it cause huge changes. Beautiful changes but huge changes nonethe less.

I think women's hormones somehow empathize over to the closest female. Crazy but true.
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LMAO...My Girl wants Kidds Something FIERCE...And our wedding is on May14th...EEEK!!
what had been working for me is karens not good at plannng and organizing stuff, thats where I come in. I figured let her plan/organize it and I should be good for a few years if I were truly motivated I could plan a wedding and have things organized in a few weeks.

I told her a wedding date cannot conflict with a track day/weekend, the NFL playoffs or the NHL playoffs (in case the sabres go far this year) nd told her to tell m the date and I will show up with my own beer.

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Damn brother. Yard is fine. Don't be trying to break in teh house....you'll likely be shot. Knock first.
Ok, Iiwll bring beer too.
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I think women's hormones somehow empathize over to the closest female. Crazy but true.

Not all women are like this. A lot are...but not all.
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what had been working for me is karens not good at plannng and organizing stuff, thats where I come in. I figured let her plan/organize it and I should be good for a few years if I were truly motivated I could plan a wedding and have things organized in a few weeks.

I told her a wedding date cannot conflict with a track day/weekend, the NFL playoffs or the NHL playoffs (in case the sabres go far this year) nd told her to tell m the date and I will show up with my own beer.



Ok, Iiwll bring beer too.
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The best way to kill a relationship is to have kids.
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SO I come home for work this morining and karen wants to have a chat, I figure what did I do this time

Well after her preggo friend was over on sturday shes now uber motivated to make mini mes. I told her well were not married yet, and shes like oh I am working on that too

So I told her I guess that means I cant buy the binelli I showed her on here


Marko if you see a large animal hiding in your yard that may be me
Its not that bad...kids. Kinda great actually.

If you are really concerned then sit her down and tell her she has to move out because you need the room.
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Old 03-29-2010, 11:23 AM   #10
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I thought we already established that the you are just a pain in the ass to deal with.
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