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Old 07-03-2009, 11:55 PM   #1
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an excerpt from me and torilynne's txt convo today:

vic: I just saw a squid as you would call him (shorts sneakers and a beater with helmet) pop a wheelie for prolly a good 100 feet if not more

me: not smart

vic: beautifully executed though

me: What was he riding? Did you see?

vic: Blue gsxr

me: Figures lol

vic: Yeah thats what i said

me: i love you lol

vic: lol i love you too
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Old 07-03-2009, 11:57 PM   #2
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:00 AM   #3
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he taught me well mhmmm
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:04 AM   #4
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Texts from the back of Dave's bike:

You: did u c that?

vic: wut?

You: taht big light in sky!

vic: no

You: How could u miss it?

vic: ur big fukn heds in the way

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Old 07-04-2009, 12:10 AM   #5
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

that was good
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:12 AM   #6
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Texts from the back of Dave's bike:

You: did u c that?

vic: wut?

You: taht big light in sky!

vic: no

You: How could u miss it?

vic: ur big fukn heds in the way

JC
more like: hey is that cop still behind us? and do you still have a hold on those cokes?
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:13 AM   #7
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more like: hey is that cop still behind us? and do you still have a hold on those cokes?
pretty much how it goes
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Old 07-04-2009, 03:55 AM   #8
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more like: hey is that cop still behind us? and do you still have a hold on those cokes?
I would have thought would be more like;

Dave: "how bout quik rubdown? "

Vic: " wut u mean?

Dave: "u no, A RUBDOWN..."

Vic: "k but wut bout cokes?"

Dave: "shit ill wat til we home "
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:22 PM   #9
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mad beat but still pretty much how it goes
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